Nude Dancing
February 5, 1994

You too can have a Nude Dance Club in your backyard! No alcohol, just decent girls trying to make a buck or something that rhymes. The once famous Banducci's Corner Restaurant building located at Edison and Weedpatch Hwys. is becoming a local issue. We have nice friendly Truckstops located at HWY. 58 and Weedpatch Hwy and naturally accessories that come with them like the birds of the night who reportedly are patronized by lonely truckers. Well the area residents are not too thrilled. At least the women are up in arms. Course the men should be too because then anybody can drive by and recognize their vehicle parked in front of the "Dream Theater." We attended a meeting on January the 7th at one of the local schools and there was a good turnout. Channel 29, some private concern filming for "the record" (whatever that means), City Council person whatshername who happens to be running for County Supervisor in this District and a bunch of old foggies (40 and over). The guy trying to open this thing is a former manager of the DejaVu club that the City failed to boot out. I guess the idea is Truckers + Nude Dancing = DOLLARS. Our main concern is property value. We tried selling for a year and a half with just THE BIRDS. I'm sure we would have better luck with a neighborhood club. NOT! If the "Dream Theater" becomes a reality, maybe the Owner needs a party house - we could give him a good deal! The girls started getting restless after about an hour and we had heard enough so we taped the 11:00 pm news and sure enough they caught Taylor and Brooklyn picking their noses.Continuing the SAGA. We signed in while at the meeting and since then there have been several neighborhood meetings and an election of representives none of which we were aware of or advised of.
MORAL: Don't let your kids pick their noses in public.

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