Pregnant
January 3, 1994

Probably the biggest news around here is that Shari is pregnant again! When we find out who the father is we'll hang him or at least collect palimony. Nobody is excited. In fact, deep depression has set in and everyone is moping around. The foregoing scenario is an example of the kind of crud we will resort to while trying to increase the readership of the SEIBOLD Newsletter! Yellow journalism? No color barriers here!

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