KIDAVIEWER: What kind of food do you like?
BROOKLYN: KIX, ice cream.
KIDAVIEWER: Why do you smear your food all over your face and head?
BROOKLYN: To allow the natural oils to moisten my beautiful skin and hair. I have found that ice cream particularly is an excellent substitute for styling gel and KIX rejuvenates dry facial skin.
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