Chuck E. Cheese
January 3, 1994

Chuck E. Cheese! All-American crazy house for kids. The best prophylactic I have ever seen. All childless people should visit the Cheese Palace before considering kids. Swarms of the little buggers. All there to have fun and throw temper tantrums when it is time to leave. "Look, Taylor. It's Chuck E. the Rat". "I not afraid!"; shiver, shake, eek! "Hey, Brooklyn. Let go of Chuck E.'s nose!" Sorry, Chuck! This is the third time in the last seven months for cheesingit and we have another one in early February. I'm telling you, you got to do it! It is down right UnAmerican not to go.

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