Taylor had been complaining of a little hitch in her left hip. Shari could feel something a different on that side as Taylor walked. Time to see the doc and check it out.
Doc took a couple of x-rays and then called Taylor and Shari in. Nothing showed up on Taylor's hip, however, the doctor asked, "Taylor, do you remember swallowing a bobby pin?" Turned out Taylor left her jacket on while having the x-ray and she had a bobby pin in the pocket which showed up.
The doc then said, "Do you see all this dark colored mass here? We need to talk about poop!"